Of Rants and Reeds

Everyday from now on

December 14, 2006

Thank You for choosing our Internet services. My name is Vic.

Yeah…I can see that…

According to our automated system, I see that the number 8356013409 is the number associated with your  High speed Internet account, is this correct?

What ever you say.

And you are calling because of a connection issue, is this right?

Nope. I'm calling because of a damn freaking customer trying to say how good he is and how low my education is with regarding his connection. Dammit!! Is he that good? he does'nt even know how to powercycle and stuff…and his cursing his wrecked, obnoxious words at me. if he is so techie, then why is he calling for MY assistance?!

Oh…I see. i'll just ask you a few questions to clarify your problem.

Like what? Why type og mind I am using? What type of &%**&^ some people are?

/*Silence*/

Sorry Sir, I was thinking of a way to solve your problem. I'm accessing a tool to test the line between you and our server.

Okay. And by that you need me to solve this guy? OKay, considering not all people are like this, I can let this pass for now. I hope I can cope with this and the shock I will be going through throughout this term. Shitznitchz, can I even do this? Okay, Ive been back home for almost 20yrs now, why should I quit now?

Thats great sir! Is there anything more I can help you with?

No. Just help yourself. You can do this. We can do this, even if its the last thing we do, right?

Right.

/*Baiting script*/

Again, this is Vic. Thank you for choosing our internet services. We value your business. Have a great day.

With all the waiting calls, I hope I can.

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